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Conference Call Etiquette

Concluding week, I was on a conference call with 5 people. Not a large group, but enough to create a lively give-and-take well-nigh a projection we were all working on. It seemed like a elementary exercise. However, it felt as if this was the get-go time some of the callers have ever used a telephone. Instead of discussing project, we should have put proper conference phone call etiquette on the calendar.

From the way people introduced themselves, to eating their lunch while on the telephone, to not muting their line when someone else was talking, the list of improper conference call beliefs went on and on. Information technology was an hour and a half of, "What did you say?"… "Wow, this cookie is great!"… and the constant pitter patter of typing. It was enough to drive me mad!

Every bit always, Modern Manners Guy is there to help resolve whatsoever workplace fake pas. Check out my top 3 Quick and Dirty Tips for proper conference telephone call etiquette:

Tip #1: Did Someone Just Come on the Line?

We've all experienced this: "Okay, smashing, I call up nosotros're all on the line, then I'thou going to become started. Today on the agenda we…"

Then before the person tin can finish someone beeps in, "Hello there, this is Mary."

Two seconds after, another beeeeeep, "Tom, here."

1 2d later, beeeeeeeep, "This is Judy."

And and then, one past 1, you hear these beeps break upward the chat earlier it even gets off the basis. I get that people tin't control the bodily beeping – that's automated – but they tin command how they come onto the line. This, my mannerly friends, comes with simply existence on time and respecting other's time. I know, shocking, right?

Beginning of all, you should not be tardily for a meeting – whether it'south in person, virtual, or telecommunications. And then let's all make peace with this and understand this is essential. But when you know that people will be late – considering like death and taxes, lateness is inevitable – I like to ask everyone who thinks they might exist late to come up on the phone call at certain increments. For case, when you ship out the email invitation for the call, put a note that says the following, "Nosotros hope y'all can join the call promptly at 2:00PM but if you are running late, delight wait to come on the line in 5 minute increments, and then we do not interrupt the speaker."

See also: How Not to Show Upwardly Belatedly to a Meeting

This is a very nice mode of saying, "Look you lazy bum, don't be late. And if you are tardily, don't just hop on when y'all feel like information technology so the speaker – who spent all day preparing – is interrupted every 30 seconds!" When you set this dominion in advance, the speaker volition be sure to tailor their presentation with certain pauses for oncoming/late callers. It's a quick and uncomplicated manner to make sure there are less inconvenient interruptions.

Tip #2: Mind the Mute Button

Last month I was on a briefing call where one person was on his cell phone the unabridged length of the phone call and we could hear his conversation via his office phone. I learned that he was planning a trip to Phoenix with his brother and they were trying to get tickets to a basketball game game while there. Fascinating stuff.

This led me to learn the following 3 things:

He ignored the other callers totally.
When talking to his brother, he used much more colorful linguistic communication than he ever did in the office
He lied to u.s. when at the end of the call, he said, "Great meeting anybody" considering clearly, he didn't pay any attention to what was discussed during the call.

For the life of me, I can't figure out why people don't use the mute button during a briefing call? Every single modern phone has a mute push, and it'south perfectly positioned correct next to the numbers. So why practise some people forget to use it? All of his improper beliefs was witnessed (and mocked) by everyone because he simply didn't apply the mute button. If y'all don't want to heed to the call, fine. No worries. If y'all need to type while on the call, fine, go correct ahead. But please use the mute button. No one wants to hear your personal calls, let alone the tick-tick-tick of your computer keys. Just expect for your turn to speak then united nations-mute the phone and jump into the conversation. No harm, no foul. No one volition know you were watching YouTube videos of Justin Timberlake as the dancing tofu on SNL, rather than listen to the group. And that's just fine – every bit long equally we don't know near it!

Tip #3: Introduce Yourself

When yous meet someone for the first time, it'south proper to say your name and shake hands. In many cultures around the earth, this is the norm. However, on a conference call, people tend to either rush through or over-elaborate on their bio. Many don't even say who they are, while others ramble incessantly like they're the merely ones on the phone call and need to confess something. Here are a few examples:

1. The Quick Shout

"It's Bob."

Oh, Bob! That Bob. The only Bob in the world. I should have known.

2. The Résumé Launcher

"Hi it's Bob, director of regional sales and marketing for the past 10 years. Before that, I worked at Cook and McCarl for eight years doing mainly inquiry and running the North American team. This past quarter our profits hit a five-year high, thanks to my hard work… And yes, I'yard happy to be on the call today."

I'm sorry, did I miss the part where a uncomplicated "Proficient forenoon" was underrated? And why do I need to hear about his successes every bit an intro? It's like, "Howdy, I'm Superman, I tin acquit x cars in one mitt. You may take heard of me." Yes thank you.

A skilful introduction would simply be, "Good morning, this is Bob, manager of The Williams Group." No demand to ramble, no demand to boast almost your achievements since the 9th grade. This is just an introduction. Utilize your opinions during the phone call to brand a proper name for yourself.

3. The Day Planner

"Howdy this is Bob. Expect, I got a 12:xxx phone call so I'll only be on for most 10 minutes and then I'll effort to popular back on if I tin. But nearly likely I won't because I then take at two:00 T-fourth dimension. So, just email me if you demand something."

I'm then happy Bob could fit the states in on his busy day. And so glad he had to announce information technology to the entire group right off the bat.

Here'south the thing: If you were meeting in person, would you lot do whatsoever of the things that you sometimes hear on a briefing call? Probably not. You wouldn't eat, you wouldn't ignore people, and you won't announce to the team that you lot take to leave considering you lot have more "important" business.

If yous accept to eat, yous do so before the telephone call. And if y'all have another more important coming together, merely alibi yourself properly. Say, "I'thousand so sorry merely I was pulled into something at the last minute and take to leave before our call ends. I will achieve out to the organizer to follow upwards on any notes. Thank you for your time." There. Washed.

Do you have a bang-up story near a bad conference call? Mail service all the details in the comment section or on the Modern Manners Guy Facebook page.

As always, if you accept some other manners question, I await forward to hearing from you lot at manners@quickanddirtytips.com. Follow me on Twitter @MannersQDT, and of course, check back next calendar week for more Modern Manners Guy tips for a more than polite life.

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